Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.

D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

by P. Ennis July 30, 2019

Sir Wax-a-lot

A straight male (usually in their 20s or 30s) who waxes their eyebrows to a high and well definied arch, thus making it obvious and slightly distracting.

Kim: Hey, did you see the guy Sarah brought to the party?
Lisa: Who, you mean "Sir Wax-a-lot"??
Kim: Hahaha! I was wondering if you noticed those eyebrows too! Doesn't he know only gay men can pull that off?

by MrsStudly December 27, 2010

stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018

Spinning hot wax

The phrase above is generally used when a DJ is doing very well at the turntable. A telltale sign is if the crowd is in a generally excited mood.

Damn, DJ Fresh is spinning hot wax with that Louder remix.

by Syn042 December 10, 2011

Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

by urbanSocrates May 2, 2018

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

Ear Wax

A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.

I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing

by Croatalin November 24, 2013