This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008
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LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)
by Dixi Normis January 28, 2014
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First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.
by Ishness February 28, 2009
Get the Walking Limonia mug.1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.
2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or
to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or
to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!
2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
by katsvit March 21, 2011
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The school is the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Walden University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
The school is the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Walden University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Walden University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.
by Another Walden Grad June 26, 2008
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People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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