El Vikingo Moreno

El vikingo moreno is a famous viking from the region of Gran Canaria - famous for his wildess - the name is often used to descripe a person who party's a lot -or who is a general wildboy

"You are wild man, you are like el vikingo moreno"

by G@ngstar January 15, 2009

Dirty Visine

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.

I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

Viking Baptism

The act of pissing on a Christian, in order to mock their ritual of baptism.

Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.

by SexySammy March 18, 2010

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Ghetto Viking

A gang contain people that are pieces of shit in private but play the victims in public.

Can't wait to see my Fellow Ghetto Vikings at the club. I've missed Kyle, Sam Brown nose, Stinky Dean and Ratboy McBoobgrabber

by Vikingkingofbristol February 8, 2021

Viking Ship

When one grabs the central base of the scrotum and the head of the penis simultaneously, then pulls outward. The penis become the dragon on the front of the ship and the entire scrotum become the seating area.

When I showed Haley my Viking Ship, she gasped in amazement.

by Elephant Wizard February 27, 2010

VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche

Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!

by Hou$ton December 12, 2008