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by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Vargo

A Vargo or to Vargo

A gay nerd who uses an unsuspecting nice person of the opposite sex as cover to climb to a powerful position.

To use a nieve nice person as a beard to achieve power.

Joe:"Did you know that they are going to promote Ted to President of the whole western division."

Jack:"He Vargoed every woman in the company to make it."

Joe:"His wife doesn't even know he is a Vargo."

Jack:"That poor woman."

Ted Haggard and Senator Larry Craig are Vargos. They Vargo their wives.

by capooter February 24, 2009

varoomba

When approaching a traffic light either in car, on a bike or on foot and progress with a sudden surge of energy only to reconsider and apply the brake. The sudden surge of energy, which is then wasted, is varoomba.

After fighting his way through congested rush hour traffic Bob saw an opening in the cars which would allow him through the intersection if only he hurried, but as he accelerated he then saw the light change to yellow, as he was still at a distance and changed his mind (speed+brake=varoomba).

by Megan Hulce December 22, 2008

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

Varchie

OMG? You DONT watch Riverdale? Under which rock have you been living for the past year? Varchie is the ship name of one of riverdales cutest couples! It is made up of Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews. Archie + Veronica = Varchie!

But seriously! If you have no clue what this all means, open up Netflix and START. WATCHING. RIVERDALE!!!

Normal person 1 (normal because they WATCH RIVERDALE) :"Oh, have you heard that Veronica and Archie from Riverdale are dating again?"
Normal Person 2:"Yes! I really ship #varchie!

by Imadevarchiedefinitionasadarex February 26, 2018

varchie

The ship between Archie Andrews and Veronica Lodge in riverdale.

“omg i love varchie a lot!

by varchieisendgame March 11, 2018

vardon

The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.

Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*

by TardGuard January 29, 2019