Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.

Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.

by eddy97mix June 5, 2015

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

Leo Valdez

A seventh wheel. His life has been ruined by fire

Bro your such a Leo Valdez

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Valence

Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.

Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right

by Phenomenal10 January 2, 2020

Danny Valencia

Third basemen for the Minnesota Twins.

Synonyms: "The boy wonder"

Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"

Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"

*walk-off RBI single*

Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"

by hennepininin September 2, 2010

green vale

a school on long island with the hottest girls and decent boys, where everyones lives revolve around which country club they belong to.

A typical green vale conversation;
Ashley: Hey who is this new girl?
Carie: Oh.. idk but i heard she goes to nassau
Ashley: Sirously?? That is like the wanna be creek which is like the wanna be piping!
Carie: ew

by fantabulous June 20, 2006