Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(

Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.

Virginia Ham by antenna1 March 12, 2022

Virginia College 

a Private for-profit college located primarily in the southeastern United States.

Virginia College was the best

Virginia College by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

Virginia day

Slap him or her in there face the person who day it is

Ima smack them on virginia day

Virginia day by Thebossbabyincharge May 8, 2022

Virginia Salt Lick 

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

Virginia Salt Lick by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

Virginia Chokehold 

While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.

"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."

" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."

" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"

" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."

Virginia Chokehold by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022

Virginia Flatback 

Another Term For Vagina

That girl had some of the best virginia flatback i ever had!

Virginia Flatback by Major.horsecock December 22, 2023

Virginia velcro 

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

Virginia velcro by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024