Vodka Vision

Similar to beer goggles. The specific effect vodka has on one's ability to determine attractiveness of the opposite sex (sometimes same sex). For example, hot people will look like Greek gods, average looking people will look like Greek gods, and finally ugly people will also look like Greek gods. The result of vodka vision tends to involve shame and regret.

Too bad I had vodka vision last night, I really thought he was cute, now I am disgusted with myself.

by soapsterz October 4, 2011

Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.

Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc

by Claire Oneil May 11, 2016

Dick Vision

When someone has dick on the mind, they will stop at nothing to get laid regardless of what anyone says to try and stop them.

Yo, Krista had some serious dick vision the other night.

by Britton16 April 13, 2017

sack-o-vision

When you place your testicles over someones eyes.

Much like night vision and arabian goggles, except sack-o-vision.

"I'll give you sack-o-vision if you don't shut up now Mr Howard!"

by John Howards August 12, 2005

420 vision

when you eyes get dilated after smoking making it so you can see better at night.

lets go running in the woods.
na dude you run into something.
na dude i got 420 vision. i can see everything.

by Dr. Dofus. April 26, 2009

Vampire Vision

When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc.

God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.

by Pofodamofo January 26, 2008

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony June 26, 2006