a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.
Religious Views: unicornism.
I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....
story of my life.
I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....
story of my life.
by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008
1. a mythical beast with the body and head of a horse, legs of a stag, tail of a lion, and single horn in the middle of the forehead.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
did you see that bitch with the tight striped pants? I could see her bulging stretch-marks, doo-doo stains, and a foot-wide cameltoe. what a unicorn.
by poo-nonymous October 23, 2006
a horse with a horn stuck on his head
or
when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
or
when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
by random_bulldog November 3, 2003
you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.
"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."
by Rosa February 27, 2004
Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.
by JK4297 March 2, 2009
by jake August 7, 2004
When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
by Flappy98 July 15, 2012