Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.
Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!
by Dioxide62 June 03, 2021
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The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife
"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"
by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 31, 2020
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Ultimate Cuteness

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
by ThuglifeTupac April 30, 2011
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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
by kais ex bros September 04, 2020
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Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
by CottonDreams June 01, 2021
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The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
by PleasedPatient December 04, 2019
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