hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

Leg up on the competition

A relationship between two men when they realize they are Bucephalus and the Alexander made manifest. Living embodiment of a twin soul who realize that they are each other's shadow who cannot go forward in life, being at the end of their rope, having reached their limit, finding solace, fidelity, and mutual respect, admiration and cooperation. The homoerotic as harmonious accord to by-pass realized limitations to their psyche and self-perceptions, becoming better than they were. Iron sharpening iron

Needing a "Leg up on the competition," they decided to join forces, realizing then, in that moment that they had become stronger together, a force of nature- that which brings reckoning; inner transformation by merging with another being.

Leg refers to a male's penile member after the mind has been properly and compassionately linked, usually following an epiphany thru mutual reciprocity and respectful attitudes from two men who realize they are equals that makes the man feel at ease with himself and the universe , leading to arousal and ending in an erection and full mast: a leg up so to speak

by BAnth0s January 4, 2018

Forgive up on

When you realize major shortcomings in someone/thing so you accept their issues but remain dissapointed as being angry or trying to change them would be a waste of time.

The dog peed on the carpet again, but she doesnt do it that often anymore so i decided to forgive up on her and just clean it up.

by Miphead January 14, 2018

read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.

Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.

by QuacksO May 9, 2018

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

bow up on ya like a pit bull

A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull

by Admclovin July 2, 2019

hopped up on the oh no's

Being worried or scared. In a state of tremendous panic.

'My name was gonna be Joshua, but my dad didn't like that. However when my mum almost died giving birth to me, he was so hopped up on the oh no's that he didn't care what my name was gonna be anymore' - J.A.W.

by dictiomara January 12, 2021