tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

Thefted

meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"

Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!

by Hydraa November 2, 2017

tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

Grand Theft Anus

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

TWAFT

To share the smell of one's fart (or twart) on twitter

1) I just farted, it stinks, here let me twaft it to you..
2) Smell my Fart - TWAFT

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

Tweeth

Tweaker teeth

OMG did you see Teresa's tweeth? She's missing half her grill.

by KinkyKittyKat June 1, 2015