tweetdrinking

To tweet while you are drinking.

To send messages on twitter while drinking or drunk

#1Debbie sent me this tweet yesterday it was jibbirish. SHe must have been tweetdrinking again.
#2 The best way RS, CR , and KG chat is when they are tweetdrinking with Danko Nation. Or textdrinking.

by Krazy K Mooghasi June 20, 2009

tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Teeter-tot Hotdish

The sexual act of teetering a person, then letting your balls simmer on top of the man gravy.

Colton loves a hot serving of teeter-tot hotdish!

by fett37 August 4, 2010

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

tweener

A tweener is known as a 15 pack of beer

I'm heading over to Nate and Sarah's tonight, but first I gotta pick up a tweener of Budweiser

by collierjj1979 September 19, 2014

Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

tweener

(n.) A bisexual person.

I know he's married to a woman but he spends an awful lot of time traveling to see 'friends in San Francisco.' Do you think he's a tweener?

by Perspective July 5, 2003