Turkel

An expulsion of gas from the urethra. The male queef.

Mark: 'Man, I think I'm gonna throw up. On the car ride over here Simon was Turkeling up a storm!"

by Braderg July 10, 2010

to turn turk

To turn turk is to be a twat and back stab people

Bad that lad didn't expect him to turn turk on you

by Brian Lindop June 2, 2016

Dirty Turked

To go on holiday to Turkey and shag a local.

"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."

by fulleulla May 14, 2010

Turds

A synonym of "word," as in "affirmative" or "agreed." Can also be posed in the form of a question, meaning "really?" Used in conjunction with "my" and/or "your" to create "my turds?" and "your turds?" respectively. Turds, being synonymous with word, has created a plethora of spin-off terms (eg. "turds are hard," "sick ass little turdies" etc.)

"Whitey wanna come chillin at sizzey's crib?"
"turds."

by sizzeybinatar June 22, 2004

Turked

Similar to turnt, except to a Whole, Notha, Level. Usually involves drinking excessively to hardly function. Made famous by Dillon Francis and Phantoms in his always epic snapchat stories

"Yo Dillon, Let's get fucking turked tonight"
"What the fuck is turked?!"
"Just shut up and drink this"

by Urmothersboxbanger July 4, 2016

turksmeister

(m) : west country turkey farmer.
(dat): an internet forums answer to the 'fonz'

"...oh my fuckin god!! du-joo see how that turksmeister is turksmeisterin' round that forum Richie, Pudsey, Chi-chi and Mr C. ...eeee sit on it

by Von Small July 17, 2003

turdsaw

To cut someone else's floater in half with your piss.

When I turdsawed that brownfish in half all of the corn fell out.

by brobro December 6, 2007