phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

by me old fruity September 25, 2005

Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

Turd Cap

A derogatory name for the military haircut know as the "high and Tight". Since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete turd, hence the name turd cap.

Did you see Private Barton, he just got his turd cap touched up. I guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.

by Explodie February 13, 2012

Tridoggin

To eat three hot dogs (dogs) at once.

Man 1: Look its easy ill eat three at once
Man 2: He's Tridoggin!!!!

by Johnathineth March 17, 2008

turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.

"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."

by hampollo December 5, 2011

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

freak turd

A turd that is entirely unique, unlike any previous turds passed.

This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019