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tugging the monkey

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'
by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014
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Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
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Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult
Why you bein a furd tug?
by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011
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Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft
I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
mugGet the Pillow Tuggingmug.

Tug-a-chicken

When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.
Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.
by its_lady_kc August 28, 2019
mugGet the Tug-a-chickenmug.

tug brothers

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.
I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.
by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016
mugGet the tug brothersmug.

tug of love

Boy: me lobe yoy❤️
Girl: let me give you the tug of love
by Da Boul February 24, 2014
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