Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"

Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!

by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015

trumpet fish

a fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Fuck Trumpet

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Trumpet section

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.

That trumpet section can never shut up when we are learning out drill spots

by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016

Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

tea and trumpets

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

by arel666 September 29, 2009

Meat Trumpet

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

by VSkizzle February 9, 2007