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tongue fidget 

The act of making out with the girl sitting on a countertop. Rubbing and groping is also implied.
Glenn tongue fidgeted Jeeny so hard, it knocked over the bowl of ready-to-eat pasta salad.
tongue fidget by Da Poodle January 7, 2005

tongue ma hoop 

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus
a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop
tongue ma hoop by Kell fae September 16, 2005

Tongue Pillow 

Head of a man's penis as set on another's tongue.
Yeah, she had a very soft tongue pillow. I'll use her again.
Tongue Pillow by ColdCase March 21, 2011

tongue roll 

(mostly for girls) when your partner rolls the sides of their tongue up into a U form and put it in your vagina
"OMG last night while eating me out, Jake tongue rolled me! So hot"
tongue roll by jujubeeee May 1, 2016

tongue-and-groove merchant 

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring
You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.
tongue-and-groove merchant by Neil February 17, 2004

Tongue Lashed 

Much like pussy whipped, where the man does whatever the girl asks just because he's gettin some, only this version hes only gettin kisses.

Much like Zach.
<zach> aww man shes so hott! i do anything for her. damn, shes got me pussy whipped.

<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.

Zach pwn't
Tongue Lashed by K!ds !n EmEr!cA! October 16, 2008