Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010

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jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

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toashted

toe-sh-ted

term used by Indian-descent Dunkin Donuts associates when a person orders a bagel.

Customer: Hi I'd like a plain bagel with butter please.
Dunkin Donuts: Would you like it toashted?

by Most Valuable Toashter November 25, 2006

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toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009

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Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.

To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.

by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018

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