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throat yogurt

At the completion of a blow job and the person swallows .
She loved the throat yogurt that I gave her l last night . I think she wants seconds
by thick3531 January 16, 2020
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throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.
"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."
by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016
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Throat Sorceress

A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis
Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.
by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021
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guzzle throat

a type of motherfucker that can drink any kind of liquid substance, from cum all the way to eating a raw egg and not throw it back up
when u see a body builder crack 5 eggs into a glass and drink it all in one gulp and u have to be thinking damn that is one guzzle throat bitch
by mind fucked May 15, 2014
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Throat Cramp

When you start to yawn when you're incredibly exhausted but your throat opens too wide and you start to feel like you're choking.
I just yawned and almost caught a throat cramp.”
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Long Throating

I love long throating boys.

I long throated Jim last night.
by Chicken noodle sandwich April 22, 2017
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Throat Bunnies

Undefined and open to interpretation, enjoy!
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Red-Cap (Armored Core 6 ) : "A Throatbunny is when she's giving you that GAWK GAWK TWISTA-Wizard 9000, then before she swallows, you flick her throat so she chokes; then you perform the Heimlich maneuver."
Throat Bunnies...<3
Would you like some throat bunnies?
Would you like some of my throat bunnies?
How were your throat bunnies?
Are you a fan of throat bunnies?
by Throat Bunnies September 30, 2023
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