car racing

The most exhilarating sport in the world.

Brad crashed Jeff at 200mph, obviously they're both wildly passionate about car racing.

by robtheracer24 June 6, 2017

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

Sleeper car

A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race

Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo

Sleeper car owner: yeah sure

*they race*

Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!

*race ends*

by Newah August 9, 2021

Riley Car

A phrase used to describe a car with forbidden modification done to it. A Riley car is often a muscle car that is AWD or a high-cylinder engine in a car that shouldn't have that engine.

You’re telling me that mustang is AWD, automatic and they put a v12 in it!? Such a Riley car.

by Cars cool March 2, 2023

car test

The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.

Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.

Homie: Where r we going tho?

Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018

Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018

car show

A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.

"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"

by distractions_inc October 25, 2022