Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

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Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

by j7mc July 30, 2018

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Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023

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Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

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Curry spider

When you dip a spider in curry and it crawls up an area (spicy ass curry)

Ben: ahh shit the curry spiders are back again

Matty: I love the crawly curries

by Curry mister December 20, 2016

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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

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