Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

tonsil polisher

A blow job in which the female's tonsils act as a polishing tool

She looks like she gives a great tonsil polisher

by Tonsil Polisher April 27, 2016

polish rab

The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.

wow look at polish rab he so cool

by rutfxyhk March 4, 2019

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011

tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

Polish Catapult

An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.

I can't wait to give Andrew a Polish Catapult later!

by FettFan August 10, 2022