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Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders 

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!
Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.
Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!
Tinder by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

tendentious 

deliberate tendency or aim, especially at advancing a point of view
The preacher read a tendentious history of the Bible that reinforced his own beliefs.
tendentious by slasheyeball March 7, 2011

tinder bird 

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.
"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".
tinder bird by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014