telekinesis

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

Tello

TELLO. Is A Given Name To Someone With Trust , Desire , & Most Importantly, A Purpose .

Tello is a very attractive name that for some reason its Extremely Catchy
If you ever hear or see this word again
Make SURE you find out WHY? THEY MENTIONED IT !
BELIEVE ME IT'LL BE AN INTERESTING PERSON BEHIND IT .

SMART. HUMBLE. SWEET.POSITIVE POLITE. & HOOD MAYBE BUT ITS GOOD . YOU KNOW.
STICK YOUR NOSE RIGHT IN IT .

:)
RESPECT MORE .

Tello !!!!! HELLLLOOO !!!!!

by 142MANY June 10, 2017

Teletubbies

Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips.

Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".

By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.

This show is fucked up.

John : So.. I watched teletubbies today
Jane : So this mean you agree to the euthanization?

by Sleep Streamer September 17, 2007

no-tell motel

A motel meant for having sex in. Check in, make out, check out again after a few hours. term "no-tell" comes from anonymity requested with such events. The motel won't say what goes on in it's rooms, but it's assumed to be sex.

Wanna check into a no-tell motel? Cheap hourly rates!

by mash92587 October 30, 2005

Only time will tell

A phrase referencing the fact that future events are unknown and that the outcome of a desired situation cannot be ascertained at the time until said future events unfold.

Jim: I went on a date with Becky last night. I think it went pretty well. I wonder if she's the one?
Greg: Who knows man. Only time will tell.

by NumberOneBucsFan February 28, 2011

bro and tell

When a bro has an extreme night and wants to tell his boys about it the next day.

Dude, Joe i have some awesome bro and tell for you from last night!

by lumberjack44 October 15, 2007

That's a good story, tell it again

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.

"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

by i am so cool. November 18, 2004