A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.
by dr.house February 11, 2010
Get the tech-hoe mug.Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.
"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.
"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.
by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011
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by craptastrophy October 14, 2011
Get the Teaching My Liver to Swim mug.Tchifrido is a Portuguese-Creole slang word, consisting of the word tchifri (meaning horn in Portuguese-Creole) and the suffix -do (corresponding to the English suffix -y). Putting these two words together, the word corresponds to the English adjective "horny".
The word is used to describe a state of constant sexual arousal which might lead to sexual frustration should the energy not be released accordingly, due to external circumstances.
The word can have a positive ring to it, as the person
Often the variety tchifrido-ness is used as the noun describing this state.
The word is used to describe a state of constant sexual arousal which might lead to sexual frustration should the energy not be released accordingly, due to external circumstances.
The word can have a positive ring to it, as the person
Often the variety tchifrido-ness is used as the noun describing this state.
Ami i tchifrido dimas! Odja nha kabadura ku na sai di nha boka di bas.
N' tene tchifridoness. Tem paciencia, pui bu omi garandi li dentro. N'na tchiga gosi.
N' tene tchifridoness. Tem paciencia, pui bu omi garandi li dentro. N'na tchiga gosi.
by Titi Gomes October 15, 2011
Get the tchifrido mug.indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress
Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.
by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011
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A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
Get the Tech-Tourettes mug.An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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