Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.

Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?

by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 11, 2008

Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.

Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?

by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019

stall talking

super bad public restroom behaviour, talking to people while using apublic restroom

I walked in and caught Sarah & Jessica stall talking.

by Rosemarye R August 26, 2007

talking heads

one of the greatest american bands of all time. there best albums are 77, more songs about buildings and food, remain in light, and speaking in tongues. fear of music is also good

did you see the talking heads in atlanta with elvis costello in 77?

by eachandeveryday November 30, 2004

double talk

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.

"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"

by Downstrike June 05, 2004

Talking shit

1. When some body is saying something to someone about else that is NOT true( you could argue that if its the truth then its not necessarily "talking shit"

2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense

1. Nikki: why are you talking shit about me to my sister?

Mollie: i just told her the truth.

2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude

by Dalindabear January 12, 2017

librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

by spintwig August 12, 2009