totem-head

Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).

I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.

by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005

Tottenham hotspurs

The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.

I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers

by Spurzy_cannot_win_a_thing February 11, 2019

totty

A term of endearment

Aww, suuuuch a totty!

by fritzl July 5, 2012

totty

the Scottish nickname given to a person with an abnormally sized head- usually in the shape of a potato.

alright totty bud, long time no see shegs

by spobs November 22, 2017

tottenham fan

A fan who probably has brain damage and weights over 500 kg

Haruki is such a tottenham fan, lol.

by ProudGregKoDisrespector October 3, 2021

Tottenham Hotspur

1.Worst club in europe and has overly loyal fans who has false hope for their club.

2. A shit and banter club.

3. Bunch of bottlers.

A friend : Why are you still that shite club Tottenham Hotspur?

Spurs supporter : Just to watch Ndombele play.

by Flyre. March 31, 2021

Slime Totem Pole

Don't Ask

She has been playing slime totem pole all day long.

by bpawn May 12, 2009