I never thought

U didn’t think of sumthin and then someone tells u sumthin and then u like ohhh I never thought

Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped

Monica: ohhh I never thought

by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

by recool August 14, 2011

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.

Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)

by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014

centristic thought

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.

In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.

by Saymou bestie January 17, 2015

bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.

My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.

by Theredscribbler June 2, 2017