Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.
Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL
by hooverbaseball March 15, 2019
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Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person
Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!
by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019
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To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022
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Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 12, 2018
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A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

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How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 30, 2022
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by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022
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