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Angry Kitty

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
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Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.
"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Angry Blowfish

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.
by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016
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angry gay

One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.
Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick

Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else

Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back

Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019
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angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.
I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.
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Angry shit

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
Chris- “I had an angry shit last night
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow
by Wenlock May 4, 2018
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