When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants December 17, 2015
When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
by Wenlock January 29, 2018
Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.
"Shit bro have you got a mop"
"why'"?
"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
"why'"?
"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 10, 2017
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021
One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.
Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
by MockingJay113 September 08, 2019
An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018