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tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East
Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai”
by Ember2047 March 13, 2021
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Webb Tactics

Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.

The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.

First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
'Why is Chris running down the road?'
'Oh, he's just using Webb Tactics on that 3 out of 10'
by Alien89 July 18, 2013
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Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.
by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
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Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.
Alright men, tactical banana here for instructions.
by TheGingerPhill September 8, 2019
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tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound
by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018
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Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)
It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty
by Codename:Duchess November 5, 2014
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