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Swedish Ping Pong

Similar to beer pong, swedish ping pong is played by throwing a ping pong ball at another player's racket that is resting on the table. If it hits, the opposing player gets a chance to hit your racket as well. Should they miss, they must turn around and raise their shirt while the other player whacks a ball at their back.

If one player should score two turns in a row, the loser must lift up the front of their shirt and get hit in the stomach/chest.

If a player scores five turns in a row, the loser drops their pants and prepares to get a welt on their ass. This is also considered game over as no man in their right mind would put any further on the line.
No homo, but pull your pants down, i just won of swedish ping pong.
by WacomBamboo March 21, 2010
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Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011
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Swedish Mountain Climber

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.
"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."
by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014
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Swedish stethoscope

You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.
Bro after Jenny and I went to IKEA I was able to give her a Swedish stethoscope.
by Doctor cocktor September 21, 2014
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Swedish plumber

After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant
"I quickly pulled a Swedish plumber after I busted so I'm pretty sure your not pregs"
by Flymeby April 9, 2015
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Sesil

she is rly self conscious about herself. She goes by sesil because she thinks it’s unique. When she likes someone, she likes them for a long time because she doesn’t know how to move on. Guys name that starts with W, T, H, M and L are the main causes of her heartbreaks.
Carline: Omg did you hear he is dating Sara now!?

Luke: I feel so bad for sesil. They ended like two months ago no way she’s moved on.
by Laura Darwin March 24, 2019
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Swedish Vacation

Going to a foreign country to raid/loot them
My friend took a Swedish Vacation and brought home tons of gold
by Banks12345 February 21, 2021
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