shrek

Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him

OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!

by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022

Shrekalicious

when someone is looking extra shreky that day, but in a good way

alyssa was looking very shrekalicious that day

by cadenlicious May 9, 2022

tyrannosaurus shreks

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks

by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX July 5, 2017

the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

Shrek

Shrek is the one who will defeat Thanos and save the multiverse.

Person 1: "me like Shrek"
Person 2: "o ok"

by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018