snoot surfing

When a dog sticks his head out the open window of a moving car and sniffs the air.

Sparky is snoot surfing when we drive through the country.

by Daddyrat November 4, 2013

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

suming

A very smart guy.

Suming is smart

by Suming January 17, 2007

sumfink

A Sumfink (Adj.) is a component of a Clipper lighter. The removable flint stick, which includes the scapy wheel bit.

Excuse me mate have you got a match or sumfink?

by poons January 26, 2008

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010