Mutton Suit 

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

Mutton Suit by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

hag suit 

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.

Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.

hag suit by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014

Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.

Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.

Stealth Suit by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

TV Suit 

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

TV Suit by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

Poop Suit 

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

Poop Suit by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

Vision Moto Business Suit 

Any extremely non-matching, odd, or brightly colored outfit in a business setting. Acceptable ONLY if accompanied with a black suit jacket.

Originated from motorcycling multimedia company "Vision Moto" as a response to their take on the formality of the global business scene.

Dude! That Pablo Cruise t-shirt with those denim shorts, backwards flatbill hat topped off with the sweet suit jacket makes for a perfect Vision Moto business suit.

Vision Moto Business Suit by VMKTMFAN007 December 18, 2009

Monkey in a person suit 

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

Monkey in a person suit by Elburno October 3, 2011