a mediocrity from the suburbs

a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.

by Sexydimma September 20, 2014

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006

Suburbia

A word often referred to in punk rock music by such bands as Green Day and Something Corporate. An area of sub-par living accomodations run by idiots and morons.

Away with these nightmares,
Away with suburbia.
Shake down away.
You marry a role and
You give up your soul til you break down.

by Hurtzy45 February 5, 2005

Suburbanitus

A person infected with suburbanitus usually lives in an upper class suburb outside a big or moderately sized city. They have 2.5 kids and live in sprawling houses in gated communities or the like. They drive 80,000 dollar SUVs such as Cadillac Escalades or Lincoln Navigators. Also in their garage, it is very likely to see a black four door sedan such as a Mercedes, BWM, Maserati, or Lexus. They believe that they have to impress everyone in a 100 mile radius, so they file to their local shopping center to waste their money on name brand clothing such as 150 dollar north face fleece, 300 dollar True Religion Jeans, and those ever so ugly UGG boots. They then walk to the food court and buy a 4 dollar coffee at Starbucks. Most victims of suburbanitus are fake dicks and think they're better than everyone else, though not admitting it, and giving the fake vibe that they love everyone. The children of the infected usually have a 50,000 dollar car by time their 15 and don't even have a license, they also love to cause unneeded drama to fulfill their empty shallow lives. Most people in the city despise suburbanites.

stereotypical quotes of the Suburbanitus victims;

"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes disgusting"
"HAHA I have a Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece, please get away from me"

by jaskeiotgjn March 5, 2009

SUBURBY

Inner city residential area that resembles suburbia, it is an area dominated by houses and lacks bars/cafes/restaurants etc

Wow, this area is really suburby, there is no shops or anything to do at all.

by NotSoEvilTony February 8, 2010

Suburbanitis

-Noun

acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence

Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.

by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 12, 2010