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The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.
Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.
by JaredBurns May 22, 2006
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1. Four-piece metal band from Florida that garnered major-label attention with their album Ember To Inferno, released on the German imprint Lifeforce, then released the metal masterpiece Ascendancy on Roadrunner Records in 2005. Although they are a fairly young group, they possess a great knack for song composition, as well as ample talent in the instrument department. While there is not a song on Ascendancy below good, I'd have to go with "Rain", "Ascendancy", and "A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation" as some of their standout tracks.

2. A band that I like, and is nestled in my iTunes library along with bands like RHCP and Led Zeppelin. Just remember dude above me, "not un-similar" is both a double negative and a nonexistent word.
1. Matthew Heafy is the lead singer and guitarist for Trivium, and Corey Beaulieu lends great vocals as well.

2. To put it so you can understand it, you're un-good.
by JaredBurns March 9, 2006
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