tyrannosaurus shreks

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks

by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX July 5, 2017

the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

Shrek

Shrek is the one who will defeat Thanos and save the multiverse.

Person 1: "me like Shrek"
Person 2: "o ok"

by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018

Shrek

The creator of the life that was given to us and the creation of love.

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by shekel stealer November 16, 2014

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008