Updating Steam

When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.

1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"

2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

cold steam

Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.

The surrounding air was warm, so the freezer let out some COLD STEAM.

by _oof December 7, 2018

Steam Locomotive

The most amazing, mesmerising, epic and one of the most British things

“I just saw a steam locomotive go past!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

steam nigger

A steam nigger is a term first started on the underground railroad to describe the conductor of the slave train. they were known to be covered in coal dust because they would sell coal for money to help black people buy crack.

now it just means a crack dealer.

yoo man let's go see the steam nigger i want some crack.

yoo that steam nigger ripped me off. i'ma pop a cap in that steam nigger's ass.

by crack smoking cracker February 17, 2014

under one's own steam

independently, not doing something to carry out instructions or orders

He removed the junk on his own steam. (example of under one's own steam)

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2009

Steam

Internet Game Distribution Program.
Created for the early release of Half-Life 2, after high demand for the game before its release.
As a result, they were forced to release in a pre-stable state.
Thats right - ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!
Utilising EXTREMELY fast download servers and high compression rates, game file sharing, etc. Steam is one of the most complicated gme downloading system devised in recent years.

Joe's getting Hal-Life 2 Gold through Steam

by Mincetro June 25, 2005

two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.

My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.

by Matryx February 13, 2003