stoning

A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.

"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)

by JustinInSpace July 24, 2006

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

by Dchipy March 13, 2009

What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 9, 2010

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007