Starfish kiss

The act of pressing your butthole against another person's butthole

Hey babe, when you get home frome work I want a starfish kiss

by DcDl January 13, 2022

Sparklin Starfish

When you apply glitter to someone's butthole then kick it off.

Damn, did you see that video of him giving her the sparklin starfish at that shady motel? That shit was so ratchet

by wattie green July 19, 2017

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

red starfish

The aftershock of a massive dinner of Mexican food

"How are you after margaritas last night?"

"Aw, dude, red starfish."

by _jimmiesrustled February 22, 2014

Starfish Blowout

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.

by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020