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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015
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Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
by Reynart April 24, 2016
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Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
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Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
by Skirtchase July 6, 2011
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The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.
"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."
by >:) November 22, 2015
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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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