Head stache

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016

douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

sac stache

When two gay males perform fellatio on each other in the "69" position and the top guy`s ball sac drapes down over the lower guys upper lip.

Man, I was giving Chad a mean blowjob last night in a hot 69 when he dropped a "sac stache" on me and I nearly smothered to death.

by IBleakin October 28, 2023

puss-stache

mustache style pubic hair on a female

eeee u seen tha puss-stache

by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020

gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009

Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024