Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021