Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

splintered

Hipster slang for drunk.

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.

by Andrew Allan Morgan December 18, 2006

Sprinter

A runner and a ripper combined or a girl that runs to guys so flash before u can blink cutty

A runner?! Hell nah dat bitch a sprinter

by Big $mit May 17, 2006

spinners

Another word for getting verbally punished by a female spouse or significant other.

Man, I'm 2 hours late getting home... The wife is gonna give me my spinners for sure!

by Klyph420 June 16, 2011

Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Splinterize

1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.

Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.

by Kuh Lay Luh 22 November 27, 2011

The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018