scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.

That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.

by vachement1126 April 13, 2007

scrattings

Cornish vernacular for the small crumbs of an edible nature left after you've finished something. I.e. the little bits you get at the bottom of a packet of crisps or a serving of fish and chips.

Mostly used by the older generation.

'ere, finish up they scrattings, lover!

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

let me show you how to scratch it

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by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Scratch and Sniff

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).

Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.

by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009

Scratchy

Australian Slang for an Instant Lotery Ticket.

Shane: Struth! Look at the Moolah i got from this Scratchy!
Hayden: Bloody Oath! Wana go grab a bundy?
Shane: Rack Off, Ill Bash you.

by Aussie Bogan September 6, 2008

Scratch

Verb: The self-stimulation of a female's external reproductive organs, especially through repeated back-and-forth motions. This word is most accurately applied when the female is getting a "quick fix", and masturbating through her undergarments. "Scratch" is both a description of the motions involved with, and sound produced by this word's proper execution.

"Jane, I'm heading into the bank for a second, will you be okay waiting in the car?"
"Sure, Sue, I think I'll just scratch the snatch for a bit... take your time in there."

by PiltDownMcMahon March 7, 2008

scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle

"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"

by Roto Thompson January 14, 2008