mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

why'd ya shoot me?

A remark most commonly used when someone gets shot.

*BANG* Why'd ya shoot me?

by Saturos November 8, 2003

root 'n' scoot

To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).

Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot

by Furby July 23, 2005

Shoot a hot one down her gullet

A phrase used to denote ejaculating into/inside a girl's mouth and or throat.

Derek "Does she swallow?"

Barry "Yeah man, I shot a hot one down her gullet."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Spooty

Adjective: spooty (comparative: spootier, superlative: spootiest)
|ˈspoōpē|

1. (informal) Of very poor quality.

The spooty thing broke.

2. (Informal) Crazy or silly.

The author comes across as a bit spooty.

3. (Informal) Inappropriate or unbefitting.

The spooty things were expensive.


Verb: spoot
|spoōt|

1. euphemism for damn.

Spoot it all, Poppa.


Noun: spoot
|spoōt|

1. something of little value.

His promise is not worth a spoot.


Interjection: spoot
|spoōt|

1. an expression of dismay, concern, or worry; strongly suggesting disapproval or disappointment.

Oh spoot, I seem to have mislaid my keys.
Spoot, Ms. Fuzzywink turned me down again.

2. a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise or anger.

Spoot, I stubbed my toe on this spooty accordion.

by TedAKANathan February 18, 2009