Spooking

The act of simultaneously 'spooning' and indulging in sexual intercourse with ones sexual partner. Also referred to as 'surprise sex'.

I had thought that it was an affectionate cuddle but alas it was a thoroughly good spooking!

'I would give her a good spooking!'

by mousie85 November 25, 2009

Spooking

Spooking occurs by Pulling Into a bushes chicken parking Lot where two cars face eachother. You then wait for the owners to return to there vehicle. Once they have all seated you turn on your car and blast your high beams, which then causing them to throw there hands up and squint, often mouthing profanities in disgust.(Note) Being creatures of the night the light startles them, and they no longer blend in withthe night. Thus the term spooking

Spooking:As defined above

by The tittie December 20, 2009

Spooning

When you eat a spoon (typically one of the small plastic variety) and later poop it out.

I was eating ice cream and accidently wound up spooning.

by Lawlraptor November 12, 2016

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.

Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.

by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013

smoothing someone

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!

"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"

by That's cut September 17, 2018

Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.

“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”

by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018