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splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
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shit splitters

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
by dolphy93 November 5, 2014
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Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
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Splinter

Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw
by THUGMONEY April 13, 2005
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spinners

when you stop the rims still rollin man
spreewells=spinners
by lilbuddy July 15, 2003
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dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.
by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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