Spaghetti Salad

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

spaghetti pee

a weird smell, phrase created by a friend

that smells like spaghetti pee

by spaghettipee September 2, 2019

Purple spaghetti

When you about to cum but she stop so yo dick turns purple from swelling up

My dude just got purple spaghetti

by Bleh404862 June 29, 2018

Peppino Spaghetti

A Chubby Italian That Was Ambushed By A ___ing Pizza Man That Was Going To Destroy His Pizza Place While In Debt. However That Pizza Standed no Chance Cuz He ____Ed His --- By Zooming Trough Every God Damn Thing.

OMG NO WAY PEPPINO SPAGHETTI IS THE THIRD MARIO BROTHER!

by 524Man April 8, 2023

1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store

andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?

Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.

by [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ September 28, 2021

Spaghettini

A trick you do while snowboarding that consists of 1. falling down 2. facing your back towards the bottom of the mountain 3. rolling backwards until your too dizzy see straight and 4. recovering your fall out of one of the back rolls.

When I was snowboarding, I caught an edge and wiped out so I pulled a spaghettini.

by Smokey66667777 December 7, 2010

Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.

Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

by SolidSnakesThiccAssCheecks August 31, 2019