spank fuel

Mental images saved for the later purpose of masturbating to them.

Did you see Katie and Megan making out at the bar last night? Total spank fuel.

by copandahalf April 16, 2009

Jungle Spank

To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.

Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.

by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011

google spank

To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.

When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"

by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014

spankety spank

When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

belly spank

Sexual act when a grossly obese, as in cottage cheese looking belly, thighs, and ass, takes their huge stomach and spanks their partner with that nasty glob of fat. The spanker usually also has kankles, multiple chins with food hidden in the folds, a Richard Simmons collection of Sweating to the Oldies, and cases upon cases of Deal a Meals deliver to their house daily (a case is only their appetizer). The spanker usually thinks that he/she is the shit.

That fat bitch wanted to belly spank me. That is just disgusting!

by CrazyBastard November 29, 2005

Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.

Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007